BREAKING NEWS: The Crookback Boogers!

Despite all rumours to the contrary, Crookback Boogers’ managment today released news that there are no plans to retire the number four jumper.

Crookback Boogers management have plumbed the depths of their talent pool and managed to recruit a suitable candidate for the ever popular position of Flying Linguini!!

Boogers’ fans are excited about the prospect of the return of their perennial favourite after his untimely demise at the hands of the big, cheating, poo bags; Slobby Don’s Puking Pus Buckets!

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