In a press conference today, the Crookback Boogers revealed an exciting new player joining the team. Boogers’ management regrets that they will have to let go of one of the less favorite "players" to fit in this addition.
Team management are sure that this new player will add an exciting new dimension to the team that will more than make up for the loss of just one player. Management are also quoted as saying, “Other players may have to take a pay cut to afford the fuel …”
When pressed, they would offer no more comment other than, “Get ready for a surprise!”